He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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