glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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