I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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