I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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