I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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