So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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