but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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