just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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