I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Randomize
