How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You made out with two different species that night
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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