But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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