How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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