So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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