S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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