Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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