im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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