I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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