Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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