he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
