I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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