She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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