Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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