ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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