Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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