The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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