U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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