On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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