I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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