Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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