Just cropdusted the office
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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