belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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