But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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