No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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