Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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