is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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