Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
This show inspires me to have sex in space
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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