is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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