I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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