Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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