No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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