So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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