my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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