Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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