What did we do last night that was yellow?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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