i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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