Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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