hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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