I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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