I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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