okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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