I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
