Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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