actually, I'm a sock model
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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