You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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