Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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