nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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